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6266488664 asked: i am nigguh, bow down to me !

Answer:

muhahah in yo dreams girrl :D

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1 day ago

-pariah asked: this nigga <3

Answer:

hahah yeah my nigga ? :D

Posted

2 days ago

Teacher:

Why did you not study?

Me:

A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

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White people have no shame

HEY! That is 10 dollars and 37 cents worth of chicken and 11 herbs and spices!

She tossed the whole bucket y’all.

Son.

this bitch think chicken grow on trees NIGGA NO!!

WHY?…WHY?! I could’ve put some hot sauce on that & ate itt…

omgggggggg

Wow. There are kids starving in Africa.

lmfao I cant.

lolololololol!!!! ima kill that bitch

I cant even LOL

Going to hell for this one LMAO